The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
$17.99 Used at GameStop

Wow, connectivity games sure are popular on this list, aren’t they? Once again, you’ll need a few extra GBAs and friends to get the best experience out of this title, but when you’re able to round up the right group, it’s a total blast. (It's also fun in single-player with a regular GameCube controller.) Collect force gems, get rid of that pesky Tingle, and save the princess once again, this time in a roaming gang of Chibi Links. Watch out, brotha, these kids will go mad Hylian on yo ass.

You think that was a pathetic attempt at humor, you just wait until I find out you didn’t pick up this game! It just gets worse and worse, pal. How can you redeem yourself? Tell Sgt. Cortez that the Vin Diesel look is “so 2002." Planet GameCube does not take any responsibility for the injury he will surely bring down on you.