Eternal Darkness
$12.99 Used at GameStop

This game was in development for quite a while - you can probably tell simply by taking a look at the logo’s old green color scheme, which was used back when I was a fetus. After being upgraded from the original N64 build to the shiny GameCube version, Eternal Darkness made waves in the gaming community for its mature storytelling and dark themes not usually present in Nintendo titles. The gameplay is a tad slow, but it’s worth it to hang in there, even if there are GIANT ENEMY CRABS.

Pick this game up, or you’ll be ATTACKED FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE. Also, you won’t get any Phoenix Downs when you die.