Deeply. Personally. With utmost conviction.

That would be immoral and wrong to use my platform to get you to look at a Fudgie the Whale T-Shirt on TeePublic.com if I were selling it.

"Have you read this script? We may as well call it the The Legend of Zelda: I Hope the Check Clears."

Miyamoto was unwilling to risk the player's discomfort and revived him instantly. He is a deeply unserious artist.

It isn't satisfying to roll it around on my tongue.

I don't know what this title means either. Non compos mentis.

I'm going to N-F-see-my way into your bank account.

Like a Guigenerate gambler, I'm just merging all day long.

We're out for justice, and cleaning up the whole neighborhood, paisano.

Square-Enix continues to deny its true fans.

We are not talking about [redacted due to litigiousness].

Episode 983: Get Back at Your First Responders With Swipe Fees

I too hate Mondays.

Koei stocks are through the roof.

I've recently secured a billion dollars on behalf of an anonymous investor.

I detest the Sportsmate.

Not the fiber.

A nightmare in any form.

Specifically, as perceived by dinosaur tongues.

An infinite supply of shoulder-mounted RPGs are available to you.

In retrospect, I wasn't getting paid for any of this... wait a minute.

Not a one of those fronts are actual progress.

The ultimate guide to fully healthy industries like: gaming, carriage building, and commercial whaling.

It's legally distinct and even if it isn't Congo Bongo doesn't give them a lot of leg to stand on.

That goat is here for a reason!

I am going to fill this TSI with Greek philosophers and force Jon to ID them.

This title under protest.

Bricks of clay? Who can say!

You can be the true Sneak King!

Watchin' studs.

I had to look up how to spell this thing's name just so we could make this dreadful title.

The only thing direct is our broadcast to QVC.

We're building a better sports game.

We're going to hold the NSO to a higher standard.

I'm not asking for much; I'm simply asking that you declare me correct from a 15 year old argument.

Philadelphia is more than just the city that boo'd Santa Claus.

Not that the game takes place in the 1400s, but maybe that's why we're going back.

I'm going to wake you up in the middle of the night.

It's Tak-o'Clock!

Discourse in the retirement home could not be more toxic.

RFN will never stop coining phrases that should never be coined.

It's hard for me to write parody hyperbole while you're calling for the guillotining of a fictional tutorial character based on a demo you didn't play.

The birth of a new lie and a new meme.

Link had his own "Zelda Moment" when he popped that balloon. And when he staged that prison break.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CRAFTING, YOU PERVERTS.

Never has one man so needed an editor.

That wrong turn was a real mistake,

Duck Season is over. Jonny-L Season is eternal.

I got to put "ass" in the title.

I need to stick my Switch in it.

For the discerning gentleman looking to connect on the sly.

Oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going. I'll come back.

We could have made the poster lenticular but thought you might be confused why the ship was sometimes not a skull. Yes, the title should clue you in, but we're not taking any chances.

No, I mean really. Best case people think you're weirdly knowledgeable about this topic. Worst... well it's pretty dire.

Sakurai's next project is exploring "the forbidden zone."

Even the embarrassing moderation policies of X, The Everything App, are being put to the test.

Why does everyone laugh at this joke? I'm so confused.

His killing progress though? Top of the class. Middle school is looking bright.

FINALLY a Partner Direct with a solution to one of my most intractable problems!

And you thought "blast processing" sounded stupid...

Timeline? More like the Donkey Kong CRIMEline.

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub

Nuh huh, not going there. Not happening.

You know what the G stands for.

Your controller is bugged.

That aurochs? A bit shit to be honest.

The key to maximizing your Italian isn't genetic, it's pas-tetic

As we prepare to bid adieu to the Switch era, we say hello to a friend from an earlier one.

That tank needs more water.

Move out, deploy that Kong!

Bring order to this era where I can't order anything.

Funny enough, the sequel to IV is also II.

Will it be more horrifying to see the image I create or read the title I give it?

But she's got a new hat!

You'll have to provide your own hand gestures.

I love you too, robot.

If the answer is "yes," consider turning it into a allegory at least. Those are "creative."

Fictional characters can't order layoffs. We think.

Finally, a good Mario Movie.

GIVE LINK A CAR!

James confused two brain-dead Sony shooters. Sony will forgive him because they forgot either series existed.

I will not.

Contact the Braintal team; we got a corker for them.

Being Jon Lindemann is a constant state of being with Jon Lindemann.

Coprolalia. Look it up. Oh, and Switch 2, I guess.

The silk fabric cleans the screen automatically.

SEO my wallet in the New Year.

"Looking for a good time? Here's my math homework."

This restaurant specializes in the tenderest of orders.

Recommended by 0 out of 10 doctors. Because they're cowards.

The prequel that you weren't ready for.

Pay to speed up the Froggy Timer.

This remake has hit a snag.

A bargain at any price; that price happens to be $10.99/minute.

Ten years of plastic crap and like twenty of this podcast.

I will take $10,000 to name my first child Turok. I don't have any children.

I will. Kinky. You can clip that.

Florida Man Ruins Perfectly Good Podcast Introduction, Shows No Regret.

Rarely, an event is so stupid it wipes out 25% of RFN's cast and 50% of the runtime. The Deccan Traps wish they had that kind of force.

A question we should all be asking.