Greg was unable to make it to recording this week, and given the circumstances we were forced to punt on naming our next RetroActive. I would say the plan is now to name it next week, but I worry I'm tempting fate.

James is without New Business that any of you would care about, so he turns the show over to Guillaume who has some final thoughts on Final Fantasy III Pixel Remaster, and yes, Final Fantasy IV Pixel Remaster (00:08:04). If you're wondering "does he also do V," the answer is "not today." He also has some fuller thoughts on 1000xRESIST (00:29:15), a sci-fi story that has some things to say and he really enjoyed. Jon is, predictably, playing a lot of Monster Hunter Wilds (00:52:13). He's got some thoughts on some of the more controversial decisions in the game's design.

Did you know we have a website? Did you know you're on it right now? Did you know Jon writes descriptions of stupid images and James makes stupid images? This is all news (01:17:49).

After this earthshattering revelation, we actually manage TWO Listener Mail questions. This week we rank Nintendo systems by consensus (01:22:35) and we figure out which of four alarmingly poor candidates would maximize Nintendo's profits (02:08:53). You can transfer stolen funds into our bank account here.

This episode was edited by Guillaume Veillette. The "Men of Leisure" theme song was produced exclusively for Radio Free Nintendo by Perry Burkum. Hear more at Perry's SoundCloud. The Radio Free Nintendo logo was produced by Connor Strickland. See what he's up to at his website.

This episode's ending music is "600 A.D." from Chrono Trigger.. Composition by Yasunori Mitsuda. It was selected by Greg. All rights reserved by Square Enix Holdings Co., Ltd.