Announcing our intent to enshrine Turtle Power into our charter.

Not technically, at least in this game.

Your move James. Make a TSI for this abomination of a title!

I do know big sprites, and these? Big.

Everything has a name.

With a tantric plan...

We now know the identity of Lon.

"We have one of the most influential artists in the world. Can't have that!" - Sega

Please pre-chill your food.

Lon Jindemann wants to talk about Mario's ass.

Do worms "score?" Do they score twice?

Everything we do, we do it for you.

Use promo code "twintail" to get 20% off NordVPN.

Crafting pithy axioms.

Where was Goofy as Gondolin burned?

Turns out we do miss Jon when he's gone. Sort of.

He didn't earn the Chaotic nickname for nothing.

The only reason this episode isn't named "Jon Lindemann is a curious man" is that I do not like puns.

The true cost of the Smash clones is laid bare.

"From hell's heart I stab at thee."

Stop taking about War Gods!

Like all "truthers," they're wrong.

My Jersey Devil is going to Bug! your Punky Skunk.

It's not inflation; it's $9 bananas.

Here at RFN, we number our episodes how we want. That's the gig. Don't like the gig? Don't play the game.

Bayonetta is going in the flea dip.

Investing in sports only makes sense if you made your money running a... uh... no comment.

The sound you hear is called "The Last Cry of the Dead Enders."

Ordering knives off TV is a way of life.

Shaded in the fog of years, I still remember a cloying sweetness.

Party email in the house tonight. Everybody just have a bad time. And we gon' make you lose your mind. Everybody just have a bad time

Welcome to day 11 of the sub-a-thon. Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

Just imagine this episode title is in a script font, on the back window of a station wagon.

Online sports books have gone too far.

Exploding birds, right on the front page.

Is she available?

Round.

If it feels right...

This episode goes out to all my forty year old British brothers and sisters. Tape drives for life.

Adding bulk from the grave.

Squeeze into your pre-pandemic sized tuxedo; it's time for the industry's most important awards show not sponsored by G FUEL.

Right into the drink.

Never have games been more limited.

What we saw was 2017 as a turn-based strategy game.

I am terrified of Pokémon, so I think I'll move to an island known for its wild Pokémon

【かわいいは見る人の目の中にあり。】

Nobody had to get hit by a bus... yet.

Itagaki was best known for his work on the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden series, although his latest achievement was deceiving Nintendo to publish an absolute pile of garbage and to post a terrorist video to their socials.

Listening to Radio Free Nintendo MAY make you rich. Listen now to find out how!

A new meaning for "Happy Boxing Day."

Who's YOUR daddy and what does HE stew?

Stay tuned for episode 749.

He still doesn't have an evolution, because he isn't worth it.

Tokyo deep tissue.

I'm too sad to know the episode number.

Jon amiibo watch is officially on.

The counter reaches two.

I see you've selected WinBack.

I can't think of anything more DREAD-ful than that. Get it? GET IT?

He's finally here, everyone. And he brought his lawyer friends with him.

"Koopa Poopa" -Jon Lindemann, an adult.

I hate Mondays.

That art is going to make someone feel something.

An unexpected cancellation is rewarded with a look at what's brewing on the NWR Patreon. Be afraid.

There's only three timelines. One involves a fake moustache. It isn't this one.

Get ready for a more refined episode of Radio Free Nintendo.

You try living in a cave for 20+ years.

His actions and thoughts are between himself and God.

The President demands answers!

This seminar will teach you how to maximize your social impact via strategies that: create invisible synergies, foster long-term strategic partnerships with the intensity of a blood pact, and let you abandon the societal costs at the feet of society.

Welcome to Hot SOFIA Summer.

This Mii goes for 80 grand.

Think of the savings!

There's no time for an abstract.

Animal Friends hate it!

It's an E3 of (old) dreams in the shadow of a pandemic nightmare.

Naked negotiations on the Internet.

It's a shell of its former self.

If only The Queen could be a Disney princess.

Demonetized!

A non-zero amount.

@CanUYeetTheDogg

I hate everyone and everything.

Strangers on a Train, now starring Matthew Lillard and Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin.

Get your eyes checked.

Sakurai is going to have to make an addition to the statue draw gulag.

"Oh my God!" "It's you!" Gunshot

Season two of Palamute and Me kicks-off this Monday.

It's probably safe to Google this.

As Jon's accountant, I worry.

While this might be particularly relevant this week, it is particularly relevant every week.

It has never been about fun.

What's with that third side? Too good to bother to figure out how to make it work?

To the moon!

Try, and he might pop a metal cap in yo' ass.

Party games, or party shames?

We are sorry for not loving Nintendo enough.

Destroy all evidence.

The mark-up is unbelievable.

Tis the season...