Wait, a time to slime under an hour? Is this REALLY Dragon Quest VII?

We're going to hold the NSO to a higher standard.

We hope you enjoy RPGs because we got 'em by the spades. Balex has been busy with Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road while Carseat's been working through a pair of Final Fantasy games!

We did not have the first opponent of Bill Goldberg making a cameo in a Nintendo Direct on the bingo card.

It's Bonkers (yeah, totally nuts) that Nintendo fans are only getting this collection nine years after launch.

Due to a lack of Pokemon, we're going on a regional tour

An engrossing choose-your-own-adventure comic book with a captivating cast. I’ll remember that.

The cover athlete choice was either tied to American League MVP voting or fears The Big Dumper wouldn't fit on the Switch box.

The best part will be when Jack Frost goes "it's morbing time, hee-ho" and starts morbing fools.

Aura farming is now legitimate Splatoon 3 tech.

In which you have to remove a superhero from the squad. Pick wisely.

One last call for Switch vouchers.

I'm not asking for much; I'm simply asking that you declare me correct from a 15 year old argument.

We got some Mystery History fun this week!

Also, the date for the first round of tbe World Talking Flower Punting Championships.

Not as big as that DK one last night, but still worth grabbing.

Great foundation for future games.

Square Enix’s “spare no expense” remake is one of the best Final Fantasy games.

With about nine days left to buy Switch vouchers, maybe this puts someone over the top to burn one.

A remake of the first in a series of classic action RPGs and Final Fantasy VII Remake are the headliners, but what else is left after last week?