Uh what? We got these at Kmart. I put them out a few days ago.

Where's my black 3DS XL?! Like seriously?

I assume you mean an all-black 3DS XL, because North America already has 2 black 3DS XL's (one red & black, the other blue & black). Japan and PAL regions also have a silver & black 3DS XL.

Yes, the all Black one. I'm not a fan of the two-toned XLs (though I understand why every color has a black inside for the 3D screen). Japan has an all black XL and every handheld I've owned was black, (including my OG 3DS). The B button on my 3DS stopped working about 6 weeks ago and I'm not sending it in to get repaired again (did it last year for the R button and screen scratches). I figure this is the perfect time to get an XL and although the blue one is not as bad looking in person as it looks in screenshots, I really want a black one.

I want that all white one. That's really svelte.

IIRC, the all-black 3DS XL Japan has is only part of a bundle that includes Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate. Since money is tight for me right now, I couldn't justify getting a 3DS XL anyways since the changes from the 3DS are minimal.