Oh, I remember all those funny copy protections from the PC (one infamous case was the iron smelter producing pigs instead of iron in Settlers 3). Even funnier was that they'd cause trouble for some legitimate users and the developer would usually take forever to acknowledge that they aren't just warezing it... Meanwhile the pirates got all their cracks and stuff and never get bothered by any copy protection.

Yeah this stuff backfires more than it actually stops piracy.  At some point mankind will reach the level of understanding where they realize that computers read and write data.

While its floating around, legit sites that host scene releases normally dont host them, have to search forums and such to find the patch and instructions.
So it does make it harder for the piraters.

Noone uploaded a cracked version? Strange, all Warez releases I've seen include all tools necessary to get the game up and running.

Doesn't Earthbound supposedly have something like this in it?  I've heard that the enemies are considerably harder if you played with a pirated version and it affected the ROM image.  So people playing with an original cartridge and those playing it in an emulator were playing at significantly different difficulties for years without knowing it.

I admire how clever it is but it will probably be a pain in the butt 15 years ago when the game is no longer in stores and people have to rely more on the ROM.  I guess we don't really have a right to that, even if the intent is more innocent.  It would be really funny if years later this showed up on a VC like service and they just uploaded the ROM without paying much attention and it activated the endless boat ride.

I think I recall reading at some point that the pirated version of Earthbound actually erasing its save data towards the end of the game, but I don't know if that was actually true or not...

what Square need to do is completely control the distribution of the ROM. THey need to be the ones uploading the 'cracked' version onto ROM sites except that the crack only lets players get an additional thirty minutes of play time out of it. And just repeat this process indefinitely until filthy, unwashed pirates buy the game or just get bent.

Hahaha, I hope you sent that in an email to Square Enix.

You know that the warez scene has quality control systems where they "nuke" (i.e. take off the web) any releases that fail to function properly due to bad cracks or viruses?

I was hoping they could just have a version that sings i love horses they're my friends! in a loop.

There isn't any quality control system that couldn't be completely flooded with fake releases... :cool;

I know this would be illegal, but I'd love to see a company release a "fake" ROM that, somehow, breaks someone's DS.  I just want to hear people whine about how it's so unfair that they got screwed over. ;)

They could just blacklist you... You're trying to outhack hackers, that's not gonna end happily.

This isn't the first time Square Enix has done something like this on the DS.  Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates had  a feature where if you were playing a pirated copy after about 2 minutes too moogles would pop up and say "THANKS FOR PLAYING!"

The screen wouldn't go away unless you turned the game off.

I just noticed that Crimm finally has a title.  Congratulations!