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Looking Back: First Memories of the DS

Karl's Memories

by Karl Castaneda - February 22, 2011, 5:03 am EST

Karl shares his memories of the night he got his DS.

"What do you mean you won't take it?"
"It's not in the system. I can't take it."
"… Can I just leave it here?"
"… No."

Okay, sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself.

It was Christmas 2005 in not-really-that-sunny Miami, FL, and there I stood at the counter of the GameStop off of US Route 1 and 160th Street with an enormous stack of old review games. Fight Night Round 2, Pokemon Emerald, Ghost Recon, Batman Begins - basically, think of a game that got a 6/10 and I probably had it in there.

Why, you ask? For a DS, of course. Being in high school, without a job and being a Staff Writer in decent standing, mediocre games were the only resource I had to exploit. Sure, I was probably getting about half of what the games were really worth, but I didn't care. They had Mario Kart. They'd already won.

The thing is, I had one other game. And that was Kong: The 8th Wonder of the World on the GBA.

Don't remember that one? Here's an excerpt from my review back in the day:

"…I think it’s easier if I just come right out and say it; Kong: 8th Wonder of the World is boring. It’s not necessarily broken – not in the sense that one of its features is underdeveloped, at least. It’s a fully-functional action / adventure game that does exactly what it promises. The big problem is that, while everything works, it’s tedious, dull, and lacking any sort of excitement that the console game is supposed to have."
Yeah, that's the one. The game straight-up stunk. Its only saving grace was that it functioned as a piece of software. Beyond that, I don't really have anything nice to say about it.

In any case, it didn't even matter that the game bored me to tears - I was there to trade it in for cold hard credits to put towards a shiny red Nintendo DS Phat. And I had more than enough games to trade in, too. Even so, GameStop found a way to annoy me. So let's get back to it, shall we?

"We can't take this."
"What do you mean you won't take it?"
"It's not in the system. I can't take it."
"…Can I just leave it here?"
"…No."

I had to try, though. This game was so offensive I didn't even want it in the house, lest it infect my precious DS with its filthy mediocrity. So when I left, system in hand, I slyly "forgot" to pick the cartridge back up. I was almost at the door when…

"Hey!"
"Hm? Yes?"
"Don't leave your litter here!"

And he threw the cartridge at me. Hit me square in the nose. Clearly it'd been a mistake on his part, because the following exchange took place:

"Oh God, I'm so sorry, man."
"Eh, it's a piece of plastic."
"I'm so, so sorry. Oh, man."
"…If you let me leave it here we can call it even?"
"…Okay."

Then I went home and played Mario Kart. It was a nice night.

Talkback

TJ SpykeFebruary 21, 2011

Shouldn't it be six years (since it launched in December 2004)? Unless one of the years wasn't magical.

You could argue that the first year wasn't all that magical.

Bman87301February 21, 2011

Quote from: TJ

Shouldn't it be six years (since it launched in December 2004)? Unless one of the years wasn't magical.

Check your facts, the DS launched in November 2004, not December... unless you're referring to Japan.

TJ SpykeFebruary 21, 2011

You are right, I was  mixing up the North American and Japanese release dates. Still six years though.

You're right, it was an oversight that has now been corrected.

Kytim89February 21, 2011

I walked in the snow to get the original DS back in january of 2005.

TJ SpykeFebruary 21, 2011

Nothing special about my story. The DS was not a "must own" system like the Wii was and was easy to get. I just went the a GameStop in the mall on launch day to get the system, I only had enough money to get one game and chose Super Mario 64 DS. I didn't like the controls, but still enjoye it. Like Pedro though, I ended up spending more time on the mini-games and loved most of them.

Ian SaneFebruary 21, 2011

The DS made a VERY poor first impression on me.  The Virtual Boy is the only Nintendo system that made a worse one.

The DS launched with a re-release of an N64 game as its ONLY first party launch title.  And it also had a demo of the Metroid FPS I never wanted them to make that seemed to be designed specifically for people that didn't like Metroid.  It also had such a small amount of games that despite having a several month head start over the PSP, the PSP had more launch games than the DS had accumlated in total by that point.  The early touchscreen usage was also very embarassing and poorly implemented exposing the feature as a silly gimmick.  It was clear as day that Nintendo had no actually planned ideas of significance for it when they came up with it.

The DS's first year was just a complete and utter disaster.  The DS seemed like the sucker's system at first in that only a complete tool would buy one for the priviledge of buying Super Mario 64 again - only with shitty controls!  I never in a million years would have thought that it would become Nintendo's most successful system EVER.  It is an outright miracle the damn thing wasn't in bargain bins by the end of the first year.

Though thinking back I've never really been all that impressed with the DS at all.  It clearly improved after that first rocky year and it is certainly a perfectly acceptable system worthy of being successful.  But I don't really have any special memories of it.  There aren't any games for it that I would consider memorable favourites of mine.  On the GBA I loved Minish Cap and the Metroids.  But on the DS the Metroid and Zelda games are TERRIBLE.  NSMB felt off and it was NSMB Wii that really got it right.  The best DS games seem to be sequels to GBA games and as a result they tend to all blur together in my mind.  The system has tons of great games but seems to lack truly special games that would be remembered as absolute classics 20 years from now.  I think this is the result of an over-dependence on sequels and franchises.  We've got Pokemon and Castlevania and Advance Wars and Mario & Luigi and they're all great series but we don't have the groundbreaking early titles in those series that stood out because they were fresh and exciting.  You're getting well crafted games with tons of polish but with no real surprises.

NWR_pap64Pedro Hernandez, Contributing WriterFebruary 22, 2011

Haha, and here I thought I had to work hard in order to get a DS. That was a fun story, Karl! At least you got Mario Kart DS :)

TurdFurgyFebruary 22, 2011

You should have got a FREE DS out of that! An employee just chunked a game at your face!

NWR_pap64Pedro Hernandez, Contributing WriterFebruary 23, 2011

Today's story is great. I remember one of my friends got Sprung for sh*ts and giggles, and I thought it was hilarious. In fact we even joked that Ubisoft's representative in Brawl would have been the guy from Sprung, with his attacks being to hit on the female characters.

Here's the link if anyone hasn't read it yet:
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/feature/25436

UncleBobRichard Cook, Guest ContributorFebruary 23, 2011

I got my DS at midnight - I was the only one at my Walmart store in line to get one.  Kinda sad.  (This "Only one in line at midnight" was repeated for the DSi and DSiXL, although, by this time, I was at a different store.  I wonder if anyone will be there for the 3DS?)...

TJ SpykeFebruary 23, 2011

There wasn't much hype for the DS, and the DSi and DSi XL were just revisions (and thus not as much demand, especially for the XL). The 3DS, on the other hand, has been getting tons of publicity from fans and the press and I expect it to de in much more demand.

My first DS memory was playing Mario Kart on my brother's Phat and thinking I would go crosseyed from trying to watch 2 screens. Ended up holding off because I heard the Lite was coming and bought that on launch day.

TGMFebruary 25, 2011

Didn't pick up the DS on day 1, but you can be sure that I'll get myself a 3DS and Super Street Fighter IV 3D as soon as possible.

NWR_pap64Pedro Hernandez, Contributing WriterFebruary 25, 2011

Andy, Aaron both of your stories were great! The DS launch party, in particular, looked really fun!

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