Critics call it a brisk two hours and forty minutes.

Microsoft was basically a dud, but the popularity of the Steam Deck means the Switch picks up a few titles.

Maybe they should get more than a half hour next year.

Latin America putting a little ceylon, a little oregano, and a LOTTA spice into the Summer Game Mess.

This is just the confirmed stuff in a sea of Steam pages.

That is gonna take some getting used to.

One of the more insane birthday parties ever at the end.

I haven't beaten up a character played by Barbara Goodson this hard since 2019.

It's Sonic's 30th anniversary, and we get Zubaz Shadow so hope for Mario Wonder DLC.

Yes, that Horizon. Harbinger of 30 million selling games Horizon.

Probably the only time we'll see a full slate of Mega Man games in a NSO library if we're being honest.

We're down a Jerruh for his birthday, but the remaining non birthday boys take up the mantle and Paper Mario TTYD, Dark Souls III, and Mortal Kombat 1 are on the menu!

Easy to love, but there are some bumps on this lightning-fast road.

My skills have eroded.

It's Summer Game Mess season. You know what that means: JACK SQUAT FOR SWITCH!

I hAtE sQuArE eNiX.

RTS and mechs go together like peanut butter and jelly.

No Carseat (thank the good lord), but it doesn't stop us from getting into a whole bunch of goodness. We're talking Prince of Persia, Wargroove 2, Zelda ToTK, and of course Paper Mario TTYD!

A fine top-down Zelda-like for those who like getting lost.

Our guest list is pretty restricted.