Six New Games For Your Old Handhelds

As normal service slowly restarts, the news editor notes that "million year prison sentence" is a synonym for "job".

SEO my wallet in the New Year.

We ring in the New Year with the one and only Danny Bivens!

"Nobody trusts anybody now...and we're all very tired."

To those who noticed the eShop is full of unmitigated junk this year: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG???

Because a pack opening simulator can only win a personal GOTY by default.

Here's to a happy new year - and may she be a damn sight better than the old one.

"Looking for a good time? Here's my math homework."

In the spirit of giving, it's finally time for our annual gift exchange!

As this is officially for Boxing Day, there's a few devs I'd personally love to punch in the face.

Let's shine the spotlight on some of the year's brightest budget-friendly titles.

This restaurant specializes in the tenderest of orders.

Sarge's Heroes, Air Combat, and Sarge's Heroes 2

We start off all over the place but get into more Pokemon TCG Pocket and Antonblast talk. Plus we travel to the scary streets of Silent Hill 2!

The Trails details include an unexpected publisher.

Hey, which branch of the Zelda timeline lets the News Editor get a T99 win for the first time since Splatoon 2 was the hot theme?

How are we feeling on the first brand new Mario and Luigi RPG in nearly a decade?

Of course, this light of a week just means hell to pay down the road. Possibly as soon as Saturday.

Recommended by 0 out of 10 doctors. Because they're cowards.