It's finally here! We're talking our Switch 2 Launch stories plus impressions on a whole bunch of games!

So how do you say "chicken jockey" in Japanese?

We finally have a release date for this long-awaited top-down action adventure.

Leave your stupid Switch 2 patches in your pocket.

Nintendo being weird but not unwelcome.

Willem Went On A Speedrunning Adventure to Find Out.

Argath's hatred of poor people has never appeared in a higher definiton.

Does Capcom's mix-up of sword-dance action and tower/village defense strategy deserve the Okami vibes its putting out? Switch 2 owners will have a chance to answer the questions for themselves come the June 5 launch.

Playing Tetris with a mouse is surprisingly fun.

As we prepare to bid adieu to the Switch era, we say hello to a friend from an earlier one.

Did you know that despite the Switch 2's Wii U-esque launch lineup, there are MORE original Switch games this week?

You make me feel like Earth dancing!

It's so darn close! But we got a juicy episode to help pass the time. We're talking Fantasy Life I and Shin Megami Tensei V Vengeance. Plus Jerruh got himself into another Pokemon pickle.

And when we might see more presented.

A GBA-tinged adventure filled with fun movement and clever puzzles.

For the record, 35% of 15,000 is 5,250. And now you know why our News Editor lives in a country with legal recreational marijuana.

One of which is well overdue.

With a price only explainable by straight yen to USD conversion.

You know, Dragon Quest I & II, the sequel to Dragon Quest III!

So 1 and 2 will be on the 1 and the 2.