Huh, didn't see that one koming.

...when you type "NPD" for nearly a decade, it's still tough to get used to.

Faster than a +6 Ninjask

Now if only the legions of people who squid party in matches would go splat themselves.

That leaves a retro-game-turned-battle-royale hole in the service to hopefully be filled by the return of Super Mario 35.

Leaving just the biggest market and an increasingly smaller one.

Rather than spend the weekend in a fundamentally broken open world game, the news desk did the Chesnaught raid in Pokemon Scarlet.

Are we releasing a Wind Waker episode, right as Tears of the Kingdom comes out? No, we RECORDED it as it came out. We're releasing after.

Because absolutely nothing more significant has released... right?

With a brand new Zelda on the horizon, we killed the time playing Mario Sunshine for our latest I Demand You! That's not all though, we get into Nuclear Blaze, Vernal Edge, Advance Wars, Walkabout Mini Golf and more!

You can disagree with the three I put in the headline being the most important. Check the rest of the article for the full list.

The Pixel Remasters are a third of the way to sainthood.

What you need to know before The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Not exactly the partnership we were expecting today. (Also it's not coming out for a few years.)

Potential spoilers ahead.

How many people Engaged with the new Fire Emblem?

Welp, Donald's already out.

Wise man say "Forgiveness is divine, but never break price barrier for game with stamina meter".

Only in an isekai.

Beaten by a project that is technically also available on Switch. (In cloud form, hence the disclaimer.)