You are the goodest paladin.

We're not opening the Happening Bunker yet, but I did clean it up this weekend.

The new Nintendo Switch Online app is a little too wild.

Revisiting some old favorites.

We are once again joined by the lovely Justin Nation for Part 2 of the 2023 Annual Jimmies!

They added a worse character instead of the 3DS content. Thanks, Sega.

Along with a new trailer.

Is this the contract year for the series? It's hard to tell.

The Mushroom Kingdom brought to life, if life involved mobs of people at every turn.

Sure we only know about some ports, remakes, and a Peach game, but this is year 8 of a console and a new one is coming. Right?

In which we try to run "I think George Lucas 'bout to sue somebody's ass" through Japanese localization.

Sometimes a good idea comes back around.

Unless of course you rip all your assets from Pokemon.

We're joined by the National Treasure himself for the Annual Jimmies... or should I say Jerries?

The number of Fire Stingray in the average lobby is likely to be equal to the number of players in the lobby - 1.

If you bought the plaza last year, now you get CONTENT baybay.

Probably earlier in April than we wanted.

Because I play my linear games turned open-world adventures for the plot.

Kicking ass in all her finery - and in one case, that's literal.

A Game With Tons of Personality But Needed More Time In The Oven