And you thought "blast processing" sounded stupid...

Donkey Kong is finally here and the boys have been busy collecting bananas!

We got a safe in the trunk with escape rooms in a stack.

We only ever said "oh banana" and never "why banana?"

At this point Donald is no longer asking for an updated "It Prints Money!" meme.

Big Pikachu sure had a lot to talk about.

Zut alors, that's a lot.

This would be like doing Smash Ultimate's "Everyone Is Here" trailer with Corrin and Bayonetta still due to launch on 3DS and Wii U two weeks later.

We haven't had one of these in a while.

FEVAH!!

Straight from the heart.

In addition to the new rules laid out by Nintendo, we will now be barring all companies who make less than The Pokemon Company from launching games on Saturday.

Timeline? More like the Donkey Kong CRIMEline.

We're talking Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 and 4 and Dynasty Warriors as we counted down the time for DK. Plus Jerruh pops in after missing the first segment with a good ol' fashioned Mystery History!

Almost all of the NWR staff is now eligible.

Josef Fares and Hazelight Studios At Their Best

They made a direct sequel to the Amazon Prime short that ends with Pac-Man murdering a man and it’s actually awesome.

Everything but a release date ("holiday").

Let's see how young Ben pulls off "Well excuuuuse me, Princess" before jumping to conclusions.

Time to see if two mice can handle one basketball.