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Virtual Console Mondays: May 7, 2007

by Steven Rodriguez - May 7, 2007, 4:23 pm
Total comments: 13

The grey Xs of doom return, almost rendering this week worthless.

After a few good weeks, the three new games on Virtual Console for this week have taken a turn for the worse. Luckily for you, we've already tested the games on offer for this week. Be sure to read our recommendations if you're considering getting a new release. As you'll soon see, if it wasn't for yet another decent VC SHUMP, today might have been a total waste.

Be sure to check out the new "video preview" link with each game. It'll take you to the official Nintendo Virtual Console page for that particular game, where you can see a small gameplay clip and find more information to help you out in your purchasing decisions.


Mighty Bomb Jack

SystemVirtual Console - Nintendo Entertainment System

Cost500 Points
Players1
ControllersWii Remote,Wii Nunchuk,GameCube
ESRB RatingEveryone
ReleasedYear 1987

Click here for a video preview

Mighty Bomb Jack (MBJ) is just a little too hard to control and lacks depth. The gameplay is basically about avoiding enemies by moving, jumping and floating while moving toward the nearest exit. The jumping controls are unintuitive. A single tap sends Bomb Jack soaring, another tap stops his ascent, and additional taps cause him to float slowly downward. Each level is filled with power-ups and unlit bombs (points). At the end of each level, you'll find a "bomb room" where you have to collect a number of bombs to open the exit while avoiding monsters. You can also perform a rather difficult trick to use the bomb rooms to warp through the game, but there are no other tricks or codes. You have 3 lives and no continues.

To give you a better idea of where MBJ is coming from, if you collect more than 9 Mighty Coins (a useful power-up), you're sent to the "torture room" where you're forced to jump a number of times while avoiding enemies to have your current life spared. If you manage to survive, you go back to the beginning of the level you were on minus the coins. Anyone who fondly recalls this game knows what they're getting into, but in general, I can't recommend MBJ. It's really a poorly conceived action-adventure version of the original arcade Bomb Jack, which only featured the bomb rooms. If you're looking for a unique, Tecmo classic that's really worth playing, try Solomon's Key instead.

Not Recommended

- David Trammell



Ordyne

SystemVirtual Console - TurboGrafx-16

Cost600 Points
Players2
ControllersWii Remote,Wii Nunchuk,GameCube
ESRB Rating
ReleasedFeb 1990

Click here for a video preview

Oh gee, look at that. Another shoot-'em-up for the Virtual Console. Ordyne is a horizontal shooter where your Cadillac-shaped fighter does the usual spiel of taking down wave after wave of enemies. Destroying a group will cause a points-pickup to appear, and if you have enough points when coming across a weapons shop, you can fly on in and cash in for some extra firepower. These power-ups only last for a limited time, though, so make the most of them.

The gameplay is sluggish. Unless you get the speed-up ability, the movement speed of your craft doesn't match the speed of enemies. (Even with the ability, it will only last a limited time.) Everything else seems pretty solid though, including the music, so for all you out there that can't get enough of the already crowded shoot-'em-up genre on VC, here's another one you may want to consider adding to your queue.

Recommended for Fans

- Steven Rodriguez



Final Fight

SystemVirtual Console - Super Nintendo Entertainment System

Cost800 Points
Players1
ControllersWii Nunchuk,GameCube
ESRB RatingEveryone
ReleasedNov 10, 1991

Click here for a video preview

Final Fight is a weak SNES port of the classic arcade beat-em up. The game has no co-op mode in this iteration, and one of the three characters was cut. Cody is the average character, Haggar is the slow powerful one, and Guy (not present) would have been the fast but weak one. Each character has a number of different moves, including a life-draining special move. There is some depth to the fighting as different moves have different recovery times and damage potential, but it doesn't help much. Boss fights always devolve into jump kick festivals.

Beating the game using your allotted number of lives and continues will take relentless replaying as you master the fine art of getting to level 4 without wasting a continue. Brawlers like this have gone nearly extinct for a reason. And with no co-op to speak of, there's little reason to resurrect this one.

Not Recommended

- David Trammell


Thanks to VG Museum for this week's screens. They're swell!

Talkback

decoymanMay 07, 2007

Eh, "grey X of doom" or no, I'll be downloading Mighty Bomb Jack. I can't resist the nostalgia! The TORTURE CHAMBER is classic.

Now, if they just bring back Mendel's Palace, or whatever that game was where you have to fight those creepy dancing dolls, I'll be set.

EDIT: Actually, that AND 8 Eyes. THEN I'll be set.

EDIT2: Scratch that. I also need StarTropics.

EDIT3: I bet you thought I was going to add another game, eh?! Nah, I just want to ask: why don't you guys use GIFs (or PNGs, whatever your flava) with transparency for those "Recommended" graphics? Then you wouldn't have to have a clunky white box when you see the graphic in the forums.

IceColdMay 07, 2007

EDIT: Never mind.. sorry

decoymanMay 07, 2007

... Me or Newsbot? face-icon-small-confused.gif

IceColdMay 07, 2007

Yeah, my mistake. '

EDIT: On another note, I used to be awesome at the original Game Boy Bomb Jack..

TrueNerdMay 07, 2007

Seriously. Where is Metroid.

GoldenPhoenixMay 07, 2007

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Originally posted by: TrueNerd
Seriously. Where is Metroid.


In Metroid Prime 1

CericMay 08, 2007

I agree with the move to PNGs with transparent backgrounds...

decoymanMay 08, 2007

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Originally posted by: IceCold
Yeah, my mistake. '

EDIT: On another note, I used to be awesome at the original Game Boy Bomb Jack..


I didn't even know a Game Boy version existed... was it more like the arcade Bomb Jack or Mighty Bomb Jack?

Ian SaneMay 08, 2007

Final Fight is the most disappointing arcade port I've ever played. The sad thing is that it looks good and plays quite well. It just loses a lot of it's appeal without 2 players. Plus Final Fight 2 has three characters and has co-op so we know they COULD have done it but for some reason didn't. And then later when they made Final Fight Guy all they did was swap Guy with Cody. They knew at that point that the SNES was perfectly capable of a decent port but instead they went lazy and released a new version that was just as crappy. Why double-dip on a game if you don't fix it?

Though I don't like this bashing of the beat-em-up genre in general. For playing a quick half-hour game with your buddies there is no genre better. You just team up with your friends and beat the sh!t out of punks.

IceColdMay 08, 2007

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I didn't even know a Game Boy version existed... was it more like the arcade Bomb Jack or Mighty Bomb Jack?
Hmm, haven't played either, but I do know that there were no "exits" - you were just in a confined room and had to collect all the bombs. After a few of these levels, the stages kept repeating except with harder enemies and more bombs.

TrueNerdMay 08, 2007

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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
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Originally posted by: TrueNerd
Seriously. Where is Metroid.


In Metroid Prime 1

Oh right, it IS in Metroid Prime 1, but only when you connect Metroid Fusion via the GBA-GCN connector cable, which I never bought. That doesn't really do me any good. And c'mon, is there a game that will benefit more from the VC's suspend play option then Metroid? Plus, I can't imagine playing that game on the WaveBird. Yech.

I suppose I could play it on Zero Mission... but I don't wanna.

darknight06May 08, 2007

Final Fight 1 on SNES was a launch window title. Go figure that it had obvious problems. You didn't get a two player option because they probably didn't have the time to actually optimize the game enough to handle it. I mean damn, more than 2 people on the screen will slow the game down and if you throw one of those bottles around it can be flicker city. Guess what else was also a launch window title around this time too, yep Gradius 3. And what was wrong with that game too? Massive slowdown and flicker so bad it started affecting the stars in the background.

KDR_11kMay 08, 2007

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Originally posted by: Ian Sane
Though I don't like this bashing of the beat-em-up genre in general. For playing a quick half-hour game with your buddies there is no genre better. You just team up with your friends and beat the sh!t out of punks.


Too much learning required. I don't think I'm the only one who never quite grasped how to get through beat-em-ups without taking damage all the time.

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