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He Almost Made It...

by Louie the Cat - December 16, 2002, 11:31 am EST
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Billy may be out for a couple days due to an unfortunate accident. Come see the gory details.

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Billy never made it back from Nintendo’s Zelda Gamers’

Summit.  Well at least, not yet. 

I was terribly worried, so I e-mailed Rick Powers, whom Billy was staying

with for the rest of the weekend.  According to Rick, there was a little

problem at NOA.  Ok, I wasn’t

really that worried, but the bastard has our copy of Zelda, and I want to play.

Rick told me Billy got a little too hopped up on

these Jones Star Fox Adventures Green Soda things that Nintendo served during

lunch, and got somewhat crazy. 

Supposedly he decided to make a stealth-like diversion during the tour of

NOA, and ran into a slight problem while making a break for the testing area.

So I kitty-hacked into the NOA security cameras, and now I

know exactly what happened.

The Mario </p><p>Turret got TEH BILLEH

Oh poor poor Billy. 

So much for getting a sneak peek at some super secret stuff.  I

still haven’t heard from him yet, but according to the hospital, Billy is in

serious, but stable condition.

Since the poor bastard has been buying games all month,

we’re broke.  Want to help pay

those hospital bills?  Head over to

the Planet

GameCube Store and pick up a T-shirt or DVD while Billy is slurping mushroom

swiss burgers through a tube. Remember, he did this for you.

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