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The Clash of the Tongues

by Billy Berghammer - September 28, 2002, 1:43 pm EDT

So who actually had the longest tongue? Possibly one of the most disturbing pictures you will see today...

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Tongue-Gifted Test Talents in Lick-Off Competition

Nintendo's Yoshi Finds Nation's Most Prolific Tongue-Slinger in Lizard

Lick

LIZARD LICK, N.C.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Sept. 28, 2002--Today,

hundreds of local residents of Lizard Lick vied for victory in the

world's first "Clash of the Tongues" competition.

The competition was lead by Yoshi(R), the video game industry's

most famous long-tongued dinosaur. Yoshi realized his life-long wish

to join his distant Lizard Lick cousins and their talented tongues in

celebration of the release of his newest game, Yoshi's Island(TM):

Super Mario(R) Advance 3 for Game Boy(R) Advance.

"I've never been so proud to see so many tired but such

exceptionally gifted tongues," explained Yoshi, as he paused from

snatching random fruit with his tongue from a nearby vendor. "From

long tongues to eating jalapeno peppers straight out of the jar to

licking live lizards, I think I've seen it all!"

Putting their tongues to the test, 30 contestants attempted to

'lick' the competition in front of a judges' panel in the hopes of

achieving "The Lengthiest Lick," (measured for length) "The Most

Imaginative Lick," (clever trick with the tongue) "The Most Daring

Lick," (an act of bravery using the tongue) and "The Ultimate Licker."

The "Lengthiest Lick" went to Adam Saunders with an astonishing

2.75" lick. The most "Imaginative Lick" was demonstrated by Will Hare,

who stole the show by actually being able to fork and fold his tongue.

By far, the "Most Daring Lick" was performed by Joey Woods, who ate

canned lizard with hot sauce ... on his wife's armpit with no

hesitation. Finally, "The Ultimate Licker" went to Adam Saunders for

an amazing feat of tongue ingenuity in a tongue-twister showdown.

To honor Yoshi's wish, the town's mayor, Charles Wood, proclaimed

today as Lizard Lick's official `Yoshi Day,' honoring the legendary

character, Yoshi, and the day's extraordinary events.

In Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3, Baby Mario is separated

from his brother in a kidnapping attempt but Yoshi guides him over the

island's perilous landscape and around devious traps to get Baby Mario

back to where he belongs. Players will master Yoshi's moves,

including: jumping, stomping, pounding the ground, laying eggs, eating

enemies, and throwing eggs using a targeted egg-throwing system.

Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3, only for Game Boy Advance, is

available now for an MSRP of $34.95.

Since its June 11, 2001 launch, Game Boy Advance has sold more

than 7.6 million units in North America, making it the fastest-selling

video game hardware in history. Its current game library stretches

more than 200 titles, with more than 300 by end of the year.

As the worldwide leader and innovator in the creation of

interactive entertainment, Nintendo Co., Ltd., of Kyoto, Japan,

manufactures and markets hardware and software for its popular home

video game systems. The systems include Game Boy(R), Nintendo(R) 64,

Game Boy Advance and NINTENDO GAMECUBE. Since the release of its first

home video game system in 1983, Nintendo has sold more than 1.6

billion video games worldwide, creating enduring industry icons such

as Mario(TM) and Donkey Kong(R) and launching such franchises as

Zelda(TM) and Pokemon(R). As a wholly owned subsidiary, Nintendo of

America Inc., based in Redmond, Wash., serves as headquarters for

Nintendo's operations in the Western Hemisphere.

For more information about Game Boy Advance or any other Nintendo

product visit the company's Web sites, www.nintendo.com or

www.gameboyadvance.com.

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