I'M CAPTAIN BASCH FON ROSENBERG OF DALMASCA! DON'T BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES!

Look, I get you're pumped for FFXII Zodiac this week, but I... kind of made some bad choices about twelve years ago that mean you're telling them to ignore *me*.

My bad. Picking anything else up this week?

I'll save some fridge space on my Vita with VA-11 HALL-A, the bartending game that somehow needed me to lessen that handheld's parental controls back in the day. The Swords of Ditto is coming over with new content from Devolver, and Shadows of Adam seems pretty interesting. Giga Wrecker Alt is questionable, but I still gotta support GameFreak, so... maybe I'll wait for a sale on that.

Japan seems awfully light, though. In fact, everyone is.

That's Golden Week!

North America

Switch Retail

Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age (US$49.99/C$59.99: Tuesday)

Giga Wrecker Alt ($24.99/$31.49)

Switch eShop

World End Syndrome ($39.99/$50.39)

Hellmut: The Badass From Hell ($29.99/$37.79)

Table Top Racing: World Tour Nitro Edition ($29.99/$37.79: Wednesday)

Ultrawings Flat ($19.99/$25.19: Sunday)

Strike Suit Zero: Director's Cut ($19.99/$24.99)

Black Paradox ($14.99/$18.89)

The Swords of Ditto: Mormo's Curse ($14.99/$18.89)

Shadows of Adam ($14.99/$18.89: Friday)

James Pond: Operation Robocod ($14.99/$18.89: Monday)

Impossible Mission ($14.99/$18.89: Monday)

VA-11 Hall-A ($14.99/$17.49)

Duck Game ($12.99/$16.37)

Venture Kid ($10.00/$12.99)

Xtreme Club Racing ($9.89/$12.46: Friday)

Crashbots ($8.99/$11.33: Wednesday)

Puzzle Herder ($4.99/$6.29: Wednesday)

Bird Game+ ($4.99/$5.99: Friday)

Gyro Boss DX ($4.99/$?: Friday)

HexaGravity ($1.99/$2.99)

Preventive Strike ($1.99/$2.51: Friday)

Switch Archives

Terra Force ($7.99/$9.87)

Sales and Price Drops

Highlights: NISA Switch games are on sale until May 7 as part of Golden Week. Spreadsheet

Europe

Switch Retail

Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age (€49.99/£44.99: Tuesday)

Giga Wrecker Alt (€24.99/£22.49)

Switch eShop

Hellmut: The Badass From Hell (€29.99/£26.99)

Table Top Racing: World Tour Nitro Edition (€27.79/£24.99: Wednesday)

Strike Suit Zero: Director's Cut (€19.99/£15.99: Wednesday)

Black Paradox (€14.99/£13.49: Friday)

The Swords of Ditto: Mormo's Curse (€14.99/£13.49)

Shadows of Adam (€14.99/£13.49: Friday)

VA-11 Hall-A (€14.99/£10.99)

Duck Game (€12.99/£11.69)

Venture Kid (€10/£8.99)

Xtreme Club Racing (€9.89/£8.89: Friday)

Crashbots (€9.99/£8.99: Wednesday)

Quadle (€6.99/£5.99: Friday)

Bird Game+ (€4.99/£4.99: Friday)

Puzzle Herder (€4.99/£4.49: Wednesday)

Darkest Hunters (€4.99/£4.49)

Gyro Boss DX (€4.49/£3.99)

HexaGravity (€1.99/£1.79)

Preventive Strike (€1.79/£1.59: Friday)

Switch Archives

Terra Force (€6.99/£6.29)

Japan

X-Morph: Defense (¥2000)

Bard's Gold (¥980)

Terra Force (¥823)