A tale of food that will *not* be fresh.
Following a November hiatus, the Splatfest has returned to North America.
The next event, scheduled to kick off just before midnight Friday night and run all day Saturday Eastern time, will pit Callie's Team Hamburger against Marie's Team Pizza in the battle of the fast food staples.
Whatever side you're on, we encourage you to get the splatting in before or during the NWR Child's Play Telethon the same day.