Huh? You hate optical media? Is there some kind of great reason why they are so horrible? What about magnetic media? For the hell of it, what about vinal?
Optical media is in no way a horrible thing, and wireless or not, magnetic strips still work.
Ever heard of MRAM? tiny magnetic discs that at a lower capacity are dozens of times faster than current ram. When capacity is increased they may develop nicely.
I may not like the fact that whoever was in charge of the latest optical generation decided to ditch the cd coverings ala the floppies, but I don't find anything horrible about them. Fact is that I can destroy a flash drive just as easily as a cd.
I don't like getting into debates over this stuff, but optics in one way or another will have a future in computing. Be it an optical processor, optical media, or god knows what else, there remains a place for it.
I don't really plan on debating this stuff, as I really don't care whether for some reason you like cartridges more than cds, but here is an interesting thing about rotation.
A university recently found that if a computer is rotated at about 33RPM (guess what vinyl spins at), that speed of rotation apparently allows for computers to run at a faster speed than when held still.
Another thing about current Flash RAM. Current Flash memory does not allow for seak times fast enough to compete with optical memory. The whole flash idea is somewhat devoid in theory because it was never made for large file movement. Have you ever tried to download an entire 4GB flash drive? It takes well over 15-20 minutes. The bus is just too slow.
One more thing; before flash can become reasonably priced (Less than a dollar/gigabyte) It has to undergo many, many, die shrinks, find new ways to squelch heat, and also a way for it to be better mass produced. The fact is that a silicon wafer will always cost more than a barrel of dye.