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Oh lordy ... yes, I would say that there are big announcements coming. People are so quick to shrug
off Nintendo Power these days, but maybe after next week, they won't be so quick to shrug it off
anymore ...
omg... the NEW super mature happy bloody radically boobie cool MEGATON ANNOUNCEMENT!!! GCs will
be FLYING off the shelves... the second coming of NINTENDO... anyone a hundred meters from the
epicenter of the announcement will be annihilated from the impact... whole cities will be in pandemonium...
stores will be ripped to shreds as everyone riots to get a GC... many retail employee's lives will be lost...
nintendo won't be able to keep up with demand... this will be the greatest wicked
awesomenakedlystupidGNARLYVICIOUSBLOODPOWERFULTESTOSTERONESUPERSEXYYOURFACEWILL
CLEARUPANDYOURSOCIALINEPTNESSREPLACEDWITHMACHOISTICHIPATTITUDECHILLINDRUNKYOU
WILLGETLAIDBYHOTGIRLSCRAZY COOL!!!
... NINTENDO POWER editors... ...starring in their OWN EXCLUSIVE GC video game!!!!!!
OMFGTWBSFIICHSEFCSY!!!111!!!!!11!11
note: this should be marked as a
rumour though.