Perm, there are several thousand metallic pandas taking refugee under my bed (some kind of war the Frankish empire drove them there, not the Charlemagne one, but a much less organized one). I wouldn't normally have a problem with this, but their parties have gotten out of hand; this morning I woke up with a half dozen bamboo shoots used as joints. This bothers me. I've complained about them several times and they just accuse me of racial profile, so I'm not sure what to do. You got any tips?