Author Topic: favorite Zelda game quotes, anyone? (Read 28849 times)

Kimchi · « **on:** February 17, 2003, 11:02:30 PM »

Here are a few of mine. Some of them might be slightly wrong, as they're from memory:

BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!
- The Legend of Zelda (NES)

Since you have such quick feet, it might be a good idea to run and bash into many things.
- A Link to the Past (SNES)

You found a secret seashell! If you collect enough of these, something good is bound to happen!
- Link's Awakening (GB)

... evil destroying sword ...
- various Zelda games that include the Master Sword. If interpreted the wrong way, it seems like the exact opposite of what it should be.

Yeeaargh... I'm cursed!
- Ocarina of Time (N64)

enigma487 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2003, 05:04:47 PM »

How about: Where's my shield!!!!?

the first time you ran into a like-like in level 6 of the original zelda.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2003, 07:43:42 AM »

"My little boy isn't here right now...I think he's playing in the graveyard." - a little gem from Ocarina of Time / Master Quest.

This is not an exact quote.

Ian Sane · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2003, 07:59:12 AM »

My favourite Zelda quote is from Link's Awakening. When Marin joins with you you hold her up like you just recieved an item and it says "You got Marin! Is this your big chance?". I just thought it was absolutely hilarious when I saw it for the first time.

Other good ones:

"Secret is in the tree at the dead-end"

"Ones who does not have Triforce can't go in"

"BOING! This is the Hook Shot! It extends and contracts and... BOING!"

"Oh? Link, I see you have a nice stick... can I borrow it for a second?"

"If all else fails use fire"

EL Pollo DIablos · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2003, 09:01:54 AM »

"THIEF!"

El Pollo Diablos

theaveng · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2003, 10:59:30 AM »

Isn't this topic a POLL and therefore should be shut down?

PIAC · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2003, 01:34:58 PM »

its hardly a poll

compareing funny quotes isn't exactly what i would call a poll.

i know it isn't zelda, but i think the funniest video game quote ever is from chronotrigger, where Sir Cirus is talking to pre frog Glenn about joining the army

Glenn: If i had to hurt someone i think i would really lose it
Cyrus: Glen.... your a marshmellow

hehehe

Super Mekman · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2003, 02:15:24 PM »

"Grumble, grumble"

First uttered by a hungry Moblin in a cave in the Original Zelda, and then once by the "Great Mido" (from OoT), angry that the Deku Tree wants an audience with Link instead of with him.

On top of that Saria is much friendlier with Link than with Mido, this also pisses him off.

"BURNED!"

GoldShadow · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2003, 06:51:47 PM »

Don't forget "LETS PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME!"

Gibdo Master · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2003, 08:37:20 PM »

I think my favorite is this one.

Ganondorf refereing to Phantom Ganon: "What a worthless creation that ghost was! I will banish it to the gap between dimensions!!"

It's not funny but I always felt it made Ganondorf sound like a complete bad ass.

Here's one from LoZ that always pisses me off.

"Pay me for the door repair charge"

Here's another:

"Pay me and I'll talk"

and the follow up.

"This ain't enough to talk"

AquaVDevin · « **Reply #10 on:** February 22, 2003, 05:24:44 PM »

one of favs would probably be:

Darmi!

the little goron in Majora's Mask calls you darmi, instead of darmani

3_MaSteRPIeCE · « **Reply #11 on:** February 23, 2003, 04:25:47 AM »

I hated that little Goron! I always tried my best to avoid talking to him.

Man some of these quotes are pretty wrong! Especially the one about the stick a bit up. HAHA

Dr_Pill · « **Reply #12 on:** February 23, 2003, 12:13:11 PM »

"Dark! Narrow! Scary!"
-Well of Three Features (OoT)

"...that's my little Richard!"
-woman upon having her puppy returned. (OoT)

Gibdo Master · « **Reply #13 on:** February 23, 2003, 12:29:56 PM »

Hey, Dr. Phill you just reminded me of some of my favorite quotes from Ocarina.

"Shadow Temple...
Here is gathered Hyrule's bloody history of greed and hatred..."

"Only one who has sacred feet can cross the valley of the dead."

"What is hidden in the darkness...
Tricks full of ill will...
You can't see the way forward..."

telaris · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2003, 02:12:47 PM »

"Those toys are too much for you... I command you to give them to me!" - OoT

Guess who said that.

Dr_Pill · « **Reply #15 on:** February 23, 2003, 05:01:17 PM »

"tee hee!"
-Nearly every female character in OoT

and Gibdo Master, it's actually Dr. PILL, not Phil. I'm not sure what inspired the name, but, I did see Wind Waker on Oprah for a split second once. Oprah was looking for furniture on Wal-Mart.com and for just a split second there was a shot of the screen with the Wind Waker box in the corner. Anyway, just wanted to clear that up.

Gibdo Master · « **Reply #16 on:** February 23, 2003, 05:06:35 PM »

Sorry. It was a typo.

rodtod · « **Reply #17 on:** February 23, 2003, 05:30:14 PM »

"CURSE YOU....SAGES. CURSE YOU...ZELDA.

CURSE YOU.....GANON."

That only works if you have your game name set to Ganon of course.

NarmaK · « **Reply #18 on:** February 23, 2003, 08:49:02 PM »

Anybody remember the typo on the back of the OoT box?

Kimchi · « **Reply #19 on:** February 23, 2003, 10:07:16 PM »

I just went to see if I could find my old OoT box, but all I could find was Majora's Mask and 007: The World is Not Enough... why did I ever get that game...

NarmaK · « **Reply #20 on:** February 23, 2003, 10:10:24 PM »

ya all i could find was madden, mario cart, and goldeneye. i dont even have madden??
ill check some more tomorrow

matt oz · « **Reply #21 on:** February 26, 2003, 11:52:30 AM »

If you wear the Spooky Mask and talk to the carpenter boss in Kakariko Village, in OoT, he says something like,

"That's some nice quality wood you got there, kid."

I thought that was hilarious.

ZzWindWakerzZ · « **Reply #22 on:** February 26, 2003, 02:48:04 PM »

i can't think of any quotes off the top of my head but I am confused on why gamecube's zelda OoT bonus disk has different symbols on their blocks than N64. I mean, Why put the effort in changing it??!!

The Old Beane · « **Reply #23 on:** February 27, 2003, 01:05:26 PM »

I remember one now that made me laugh!
In Ocarina of Time, when Link meets Ganondorf outside Hyrule castle, and Link draws his sword at him. Ganondorf does this quick evil laugh, but the text of his laugh is still going for about ten seconds afterwards.

"heh..." *3 seconds* "heh..." *3 seconds* "heh..." *3 seconds*

Sorta adds a corny touch to an otherwise serious scene

HappyMaskSalesman · « **Reply #24 on:** February 27, 2003, 01:09:07 PM »

In Ocarina of Time, I thought it was funny in Jabu-Jabu's Belly, where Princess Ruto gets the jewel and then it says something like: "Princess Ruto has just recieved the jewel. Wait, Why does Princess Ruto get it?". It was so unexpected, I just had to give a bit of a guffaw.

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