Author Topic: Nintendo dream cult (not real) (Read 3581 times)

Berto2K · « **on:** August 09, 2003, 11:41:56 PM »

I had to write a short paper describing a cult that I would design. I picked to make one of Nintendo, why not. Enjoy the read.

Nintendo fantasy cult

If it were real, I wouldn't mind joining.

PIAC · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2003, 12:19:26 AM »

throw in some pie and im there

ThePerm · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2003, 12:22:08 AM »

remember to post my pic of me in my worshiping ceromony

Berto2K · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2003, 12:28:58 AM »

Oh ya, almost forgot.

THE ALMIGHTY ONE!!

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2003, 02:53:24 AM »

I'll join this cult. As long as I don't have to get up. ARROWED!

ThePerm · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2003, 08:21:48 AM »

WTF PIAC...INFERNAL MONKEY

Grey Ninja · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2003, 11:20:46 AM »

I started a cult once.

I called it the Church of Atheist.

this reminds me of Australia a couple of years back though. The Australian government threatened to fine people $500 if they listed their religion as "Jedi". There was a thing going on where all Australians were asked to list their religions as "Jedi" when doing the census. Of course the Aussie government had no legal right to do that, so I doubt anyone was fined.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2003, 12:14:59 PM »

lol that's hilarious. Both the church of atheist and th jedi thingy.

Grey Ninja · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2003, 12:18:31 PM »

Heh. That had an amusing beginning. I was having a theological debate with one of my classmates, and I was of course on the Atheist side fighting with the Mormons.

One of the girls in the class of course piped up and said that it didn't really matter if you were an atheist or mormon, you still had your own church, and you still had your gods and prayers or whatever. I promptly started laughing, and informed her that an atheist was someone who didn't believe in all that garbage.

I formed the Atheist Church the next day, and it was a fine cult that was mainly centered around the ideal of animal sacrifice to false gods.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #9 on:** August 10, 2003, 12:23:53 PM »

Did you ever sacrifice any animals? I always thought it be a great idea to sacrifice misquitos because there are too damn many of them.

Of course I doubt those would count as animals.

Grey Ninja · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2003, 12:30:47 PM »

Well, I couldn't find any. I tried to catch a few gophers, but the little bastards are too damned quick. There was someone giving away a bunny rabbit to a good home, but I never ever did get around to calling them.

I recruited like 5 people into my cult, but after a while we all kind of forgot about it.

I also recruited a girl who promised to sacrifice her virginity as a reward for sacrificing 1000 goats, but I didn't have a car with which to steal that many goats and kill them all.

PIAC · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2003, 04:58:15 PM »

i put jedi on my census

and so did dad, we were damn proud

screw the cult of nintendo, how about cult of homestarrunner

or even strong bad!

Grey Ninja · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2003, 05:07:12 PM »

Heh. I am only going to be in this cult for a limited time. I have another avatar in the making as we speak actually.

I might not actually put it up until tomorrow though.

PIAC · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2003, 05:14:07 PM »

trogdor is so cool though

Grey Ninja · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2003, 05:27:42 PM »

Yeah, but so is Elly.

Ocarina Blue · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2003, 06:29:46 PM »

I think enough people put Jedi on their census form in New Zealand for it to be recognised as one of New Zealand's religions aswell.

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2003, 08:20:19 PM »

Australia and Canada, from the census datas, have the largest known faction of 'Jedi'. I like Star Wars and all, but bloody hell, I don't like it THAT much to join the 'Jedi'......
And it's not even based on the Star Wars version either! It's all about bing nice to each other and crap........

I wouldn't be arsed to join a Nintendo cult. I'd only go for fun in some form or another......perhaps burn some Xboxs and PS2s or something...............I'd just leave my Nintendo love to my site, me room and my mind.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2003, 12:31:06 AM »

It must involve freaky $3X.

Berny · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2003, 09:35:31 AM »

Ok, just a few things. I think Nintendo found out about your cult, Berto2K. They've decided to use it under another name so no one will suspect. They call it: The Rewards Program.
Oh, and PIAC, Trogdor is seriously the best. I especially like when he burninates the peasants and their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!
Finally, Termin8, your Avatar chills me to the bone. Samara was freaky.

ThePerm · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2003, 10:38:45 AM »

oh you see there are different sects....you wont have any problem...in your area yod prolly be the leade of your nin sect termin8

kennyb27 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2003, 06:58:41 AM »

Was "Jedi" a choice on the census or was there a huge "fill-in-the-blank" conspiracy that spread quickly.

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Finally, Termin8, your Avatar chills me to the bone. Samara was freaky.

Heh, I don't think I could say how many times she made me jump in the movie.

PIAC · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2003, 11:29:21 PM »

fill in the blank conspiracy

and damn did that blank get filled

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