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Originally posted by: IceCold
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All options available? Perhaps every Revolution should come with a 20 Gig Hard Drive, HDTV with 1080 Progressive Scan, each unit comes bundled with RF, A/V, S-Video and Component Cables (and an LCD screen for those without a TV at all), 4 controllers... no, 16 controllers (all packed in), 2 dozen removeable faceplates, a power cord and a battery pack, four GCN controllers
...and a $1000 price tag.
Oh come on, $1000 doesn't give anyone any OPTIONS.
There should be 5000 models. The first one should be a $1 base unit for homeless people (the $25 super-base unit includes a power outlet to plug it into). Then there should be one model every $500 or so going all the way up to $250,000,000 dollars. The $250,000,000 one would include a personal slave to press the power button, just in case you don't like using the remote for that. It would also include a full-sized cinema complete with 500" LCD TV to play your games on (and a popcorn stand, for when you use the built in Vinyl/VHS/CD/Beta-Max/8-track/Cassette Tape/LaserDisc/DVD/Blu-Ray/HDDVD/Holographic player). Then, just for the super rich, there should be a $1,000,000,000,000,000 version which includes a nuclear war head just in case the Ruskies attack and you need to defend yourself. And, last of all, a $1,000,000,000,000,001 version which includes an auto-launch feature so you don't have to stop playing Kirby Air Ride 2 and save yourself from the atomic holocaust. (A $1,000,000,000,000,002 version will be available six months after launch with a built in safety mechanism so the nuke doesn't launch at birds.)
Anything less than that and Nintendo is a FAILURE.