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I'M BACK / Re: Forum Interviews: Let the Learning Begin
« on: August 22, 2018, 07:24:35 PM »
1. What is about NWR that you like? Why are you here?
I'm here to whip you in to fighting shape, bucko! I don't need to like it and neither do you.

2. If you could change one thing about your past what would it be?
I would've enlisted sooner. More time to fight the enemy. More time to defeat them all.

3. What is one thing you really want in life?
I want to wipe that smile off your face, soldier. This ain't no time for tom-foolery, see?

4. If you could be anyone else in life, who do you wish you could be?
I'd have been your mother and teached you some manners! I'd have been your father and beat some sense in to you. Now I'm stuck with you the way you are but by God, I'll teach you some discipline before we're through basic training, boyo!

5. Which do you choose: A New 3D entry in the F-Zero series or a new entry in the Mother/Earthbound series?I choose to kick your sorry ass! Now drop and give me 20, soldier!

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That's probably my favourite part of any Mafia game is taking a character and hamming it up (not that I've played too many Mafia games ... yet). I had fun hamming it up as Extreme French-Bird Jacques in the Animal Crossing New Leaf Mafia too. I love the role-play that people get into.
Role-playing? Hamming it up? What are you, some kind of sissy?
You listen up, buddy boy-o, we got an important job to do. We're fighting for Freedom, for Democracy, for everything that's still good in this God-forsaken world! I don't need my soldiers wasting their time mimby-pambying around like some kind of cabaret dancer. Shape up, Bucko!

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I'M BACK / Re: GLOAT - It's the word of the Week!
« on: March 03, 2017, 07:44:21 PM »
I'll never forget the smug smile on that gloating bastard's face when he marched his troops right down the middle of Paris in 1940. It would take more than 2 years before I finally got to wipe that smile right off his face, along with the rest of his foul head.

But that's another story.

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TalkBack / Re: February 2017 Thank You Giveaway!
« on: February 02, 2017, 10:58:41 AM »
A giveaway? That's a laugh.
Ain't nothin' for free in this godforsaken world. Believe me. I've seen it all.

You always pay. One way or another.

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I'M BACK / Re: Guess Who
« on: February 02, 2017, 10:55:57 AM »
the forum software is too scared of Manly_Eyepatch so it nullified that from happening.
You damn right you're scared, you yellow-bellied forum software. "Software" is the right name for you. You're soft. Weak. Just like the rest of your so-called electric pals. Give me a sturdy hose or, hell, just a glass of water, and I'll make short work of you, buddy boy-o.

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I'M BACK / Re: Favorite Burt Lancaster Movie
« on: February 01, 2017, 03:53:12 PM »
Gotta get a few of those titles for screening nights in the officer's mess.

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I'M BACK / Favorite Burt Lancaster Movie
« on: January 30, 2017, 02:57:34 PM »
Asking for a friend

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Probably some goddam Commie plot!
It's a Khush dupe.

Trust me, I'm Khush. I know.
So the dupe called me a dupe? Ok... fair enough.
Definitely a Commie plot!
Didja know those bastards all clap in unison when they applaud? A soulless buncha robots they are.

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Must have been suffering from jungle fever.
Son, in my day "Jungle Fever" meant something very different.
Very different.

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I'M BACK / Re: You know what's worse than Trump's inauguration today?
« on: January 30, 2017, 11:51:15 AM »
That's some high praise for Mr. Manly_Eyepatch! His posting is so good people think he's got to be me because it is rare for anyone for anyone to reach my levels of forum quality. Well done, sir!
Or Madam .... ?
Hey now!
I'll allow a certain amount of hi-jinx and shenanigans for the men to let off steam, but this is A Bridge Too Far!

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There's a Boba Fett series out there? I'm not aware of any other Space Bounty Hunter Series in existence. I mean, Boba Fett could still be alive. No other series about Space Bounty Hunters that I know of is alive.
I once knew a strange fella in Rangoon. Wore a suit of all silver. Covered his face with a mask.
Called himself Rom, Spaceknight. Whatever the hell that meant.

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Probably some goddam Commie plot!

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I'M BACK / Re: You know what's worse than Trump's inauguration today?
« on: January 27, 2017, 05:12:54 PM »
Those girls are wearing suits, by God! That ain't right.

And with your bellyachin' about the food around here, you're one of 'em! Stop complainin' like a sissy and get back to work, private. Those pots ain't gonna scrub themselves.

And here, take these. One's a flask with my last shots of whiskey, the other's my last half a Hershey Bar. You need 'em more'n I do. Don't mind my yellin' at ya, son. This war, or conflict, or police action, or whatverethehell the meatheads in charge are callin' it this week, can sometimes get to us all. War is Hell, son. Goddam stinkin', festering pools of lava-filled Hell!

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Most o them Gerry's are allergic to nuts, I hear. It's all bratwurst and heavy beer for them. Give me a good ol' fashioned American Peanut any goddam day of the goddam week!

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I'M BACK / Re: You know what's worse than Trump's inauguration today?
« on: January 27, 2017, 02:56:16 PM »
Do I know what's worse? I'll tell you what's worse.

Gettin' stuck behind enemy lines with a full battalion of Jerry's seachin' high and low for ya, and all ya got to keep 'em at bay is the cover of a mangy lookin' Juniper bush to hide ya, and a pointed stick to defend yerself if they catch ya. And it's pitch black out and freezin' cold, and ya gotta piss so bad yer back teeth are floatin' but ya don't dare go cuz the smell'll tip off the damn Jerry's combin' the brush with their rifles not more'n 10 feet from ya.

That's what's worse. But not by much, by God!

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Help is on the way, son

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