It plays Crysis, plays Doom (1993), plays Doom (2016), AND blends.
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/news/54412/nintendo-downloads-july-23-2020
This week's big release and next candidate for "wait, they ported WHAT???" to the Switch is Crysis Remastered, which was still laughing at gaming PCs after the *Wii U* launched and somehow has been crammed into the Switch. If you prefer a little bit more strategy, you could also rock and/or roll with Rock of Ages III: Make or Break, or perhaps the newest ultra-gory piece from Nina Struthers and the nuts at Devolver with Carrion.
On the lighter side of life, Jackbox Games is dropping two of their non-YDKJ games onto the eShop this week with Fibbage and Quiplash. There's also Rogue Company, which launched yesterday and will be free to start EVENTUALLY, but has three bundles (US$14.99 or equivalent, $29.99 or equivalent, $59.99 or equivalent) if you want to get in early.
Foreign shores see Call of Cthulhu hit Japan, along with another Grisaia: Phantom Trigger.
North America
Switch eShop
Goosebumps: Dead of Night (US$39.99/C$45.49: Monday)
Rock of Ages III: Make and Break ($29.99/$39.99: Tuesday)
Crysis Remastered ($29.99/$37.79)
Creaks ($19.99/$26.99: Wednesday)
Carrion ($19.99/$25.19)
Panzer Paladin ($19.99/$24.99: Tuesday)
Dex ($19.99/$24.99: Friday)
Aeolis Tournament ($14.99/$18.99)
Cyber Complex ($14.99/$18.89: Wednesday)
Grisaia Phantom Trigger 03 ($14.99/$18.89: Wednesday)
Neverending Nightmares ($14.99/$16.99: Wednesday)
Sushi Reversi ($13.99/$17.63)
Detective Driver: Miami Files ($11.99/$15.11: Friday)
Aircraft Evolution ($9.99/$12.59: Wednesday)
GERRRMS ($9.99/$12.59)
Hunt ($9.99/$12.59)
Brightstone Mysteries: Paranormal Hotel ($9.99/$12.59)
Checkers ($9.99/$12.59)
Fibbage XL ($9.99/$12.59)
Quiplash ($9.99/$12.50)
Dominate ($9.89/$12.50: Friday)
Rainswept ($9.99/$11.99: Friday)
Mittelborg: City of Mages ($8.99/$11.33: Friday)
Epic Word Search Collection 2 ($7.99/$9.99)
Colloc ($7.99/$10.07: Friday)
Monster Blast ($7.99/$9.99)
Max and the Book of Chaos ($7.99/$9.99: Friday)
Need a Packet? ($6.99/$8.81: Friday)
Up Cliff Drive ($6.00/$7.56: Friday)
Cubicity ($6.00/$7.50: Saturday)
Jisei: The First Case HD ($4.99/$5.99: Friday)
Retrovamp ($2.99/$3.77: Monday)
Ubermosh: Black ($1.99/$2.49: Tuesday)
Rogue Company (Monday: multiple prices)
3DS eShop
WordHerd ($4.49/$5.49)
Switch Archives
Koutetsu Yousai Strahl ($7.99/$9.87)
Sales and Price Drops
Highlights: Capcom titles are on sale until July 30, Atelier Ryza is on sale until August 5. PSPrices, DekuDeals, @eShopNotifier
Europe
Switch eShop
Crysis Remastered (€29.99/£26.99)
Rock of Ages III: Make and Break (€29.99/£24.99: Tuesday)
Creaks (€19.99/£17.99: Wednesday)
Carrion (€19.99/£17.99)
Dex (€19.99/£17.99: Friday)
Panzer Paladin (€18.00/£16.00: Tuesday)
Grisaia Phantom Trigger 03 (€14.99/£13.49: Wednesday)
Neverending Nightmares (€14.99/£13.49)
Cyber Complex (€13.99/£12.59: Wednesday)
Sushi Reversi (€12.99/£11.99)
One Dog Story (€12.99/£11.69: Monday)
Aeolis Tournament (€12.49/£11.49)
Detective Driver: Miami Files (€11.99/£10.79: Friday)
Aircraft Evolution (€9.99/£8.99: Wednesday)
Brightstone Mysteries: Paranormal Hotel (€9.99/£8.99)
GERRRMS (€9.99/£8.99)
Fibbage XL (€9.99/£8.99)
Quiplash (€9.99/£8.99)
Rainswept (€9.99/£8.99: Friday)
Checkers (€8.99/£8.09)
Dominate (€8.79/£7.89: Friday)
Mittelborg: City of Mages (€7.99/£9.99: Friday)
Monster Blast (€7.99/£7.19)
Chess Ace (€7.99/£7.19)
Epic Word Search Collection 2 (€7.99/£6.99)
Max and the Book of Chaos (€7.99/£6.99: Friday)
Colloc (€6.99/£6.29: Friday)
Need a Packet? (€6.99/£6.29: Friday)
Cubicity (€5.99/£5.00: Saturday)
Jisei: The First Case HD (€4.99/£4.99: Friday)
Hamster Bob (€4.99/£4.49: Friday)
Up Cliff Drive (€4.99/£4.49: Friday)
Retrovamp (€1.99/£1.79: Monday)
Rogue Company (Monday: multiple prices)
Switch Archives
Koutetsu Yousai Strahl (€6.99/£6.29)
Japan
Call of Cthulhu (Â¥6980)
Gesshi~zu Mori no Chiisana Nakama-tachi (¥5280)
Spirit of the North (Â¥2570)
Creaks (Â¥2200)
Panzer Paladin (Â¥2188)
Carrion (Â¥2050)
Grisaia Phantom Trigger 03 (Â¥1500)
Freedom Finger (Â¥1480)
Sushi Reversi (Â¥1480)
Koutetsu Yousai Strahl (Â¥838)
Shipped (Â¥500)
Rogue Company (Monday: multiple prices)