Here are some can't-miss ideas.
10. When not in use, GamePad displays Star Wars-esque hologram of Iwata's head, saying "Please understand."
9. Change Wii U startup music to Transformers "transforming" sound effect.
8. Add ability to rewatch episodes of the Steve Harvey Family Feud at any time from the system menu.
7. 10% of Wii U boxes actually contain a PS4 pre-loaded with Towerfall: Ascension
6. Include option to have Miiverse posts read aloud by Nolan North.
5. Do a Golden Ticket promotion, but instead of Willy Wonka, it's Reggie, and instead of Oompah-Loompahs, it's dwarves dressed as Pikmin.
4. Six words: Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne
3. Nintendo Princesses Extreme Beach Volleyball
2. Every Wii U comes with a coupon good for one visit from Ludacris!
1. Put a handle on it.