A bargain at any price; that price happens to be $10.99/minute.

Ten years of plastic crap and like twenty of this podcast.

I will take $10,000 to name my first child Turok. I don't have any children.

I will. Kinky. You can clip that.

Florida Man Ruins Perfectly Good Podcast Introduction, Shows No Regret.

Rarely, an event is so stupid it wipes out 25% of RFN's cast and 50% of the runtime. The Deccan Traps wish they had that kind of force.

A question we should all be asking.

Again with the cat helmet.

If you think of Disney, you're now disclaimed from suing in court.

Privately, in your own room, please.

I know that's the DS Game, just bear with me here...

And yet there is no one to support me when I have to add 2,000 related games to this article.

...unlike other, lazier kingdoms.

It is a moral imperative that we milk these Wa...wait...

The flatulent horns really stand out with the reverb.

Everybody hates Kerry.

All two of us.

It feels like... meat

Meg Ryan with huge teeth. Or in them.

No idea.

James's recovery from a bike accident caused the article to get delayed a few days.

Directly hunting hobbits.

It's just what we do around here.

Critics call it a brisk two hours and forty minutes.

I hAtE sQuArE eNiX.

Our guest list is pretty restricted.

Never again shall a disembodied, but enthusiastic, voice try to introduce some rogue-lite platformer about the power of love or some garbage by inflecting every sentence like its a question.

Consider this an announcement of the announcement.

Take Cobra to your R Home.

You just make me feel so safe.

The elder doth protest too much, methinks.

Am I boiling the frog? Nah, this is lava.

It's just "a little bit," and I think that's a rude thing to say.

28 Bearorists Later.

Xbox's foray into your kitchen continues with the MOST POWERFUL BLENDER EVER.

It's so big and rocky.

Why the hell wouldn't I? Free car!

We're going to have to flee the country...all of them.

Oft predicted, never foreseen.

This podcast tastes weird.

Look forward to the first AAAAA Game, coming fourth quarter, 2020s.

The new Nintendo Switch Online app is a little too wild.

Sometimes a good idea comes back around.

The worst thing said about an RFN Co-host is uttered this week.

CHOMP

I demand a pay raise for this.

Their victory will be Rendered and Morphed.

Sorry, your city isn't particularly strange.

His window: Twitch's brief venture into "artistic nudity."

Please send us more drama.

Jonathan Swift could never!

The future of the Metroid Prime series is in safe hands.

I'd love to tell you why I wrote that title down, but I don't remember. So, a fine "Difficulty Hot Dog" to you too as well.

Kangaroos are just too complex to have happened naturally, therefore Australia must not exist.

It's a work in progress below the surface.

Oh hey, Mario is out.

I'm tired of all these keyboard perverts.

Not that Horace. Or that one.

It's about chickens. And the eShop.

These are literal instructions.

Never drive a hard bargain with your landlord.

You need a little extra space. There's no reason to make this a "thing."

Also tonight at 11, Usain Bolt sues local podcast for unflattering comparisons.

Much like this show...

A live revelation.

Not gonna lie...RFN feels like The Muppet Movie sometimes.

Homonyms and mythonyms.

Jon and Horace both return this week.

Brother been hitting those those squats.

Guaranteed to promote so my thyroid health you'll grow extra thyroids!

"Waluigi containment is a top priority for this government."

We have a two hour origin story on Nurse Joy of Lavender Town waiting for you.

There's no cleaning this bad boy.

Horace Showpony says, "Nintendo Directs, now with more horse parts."

This is the best we can hope for from you-know-who.

Move over, Paul Marketing! It's Paul Jon-keting's time to shine.

The cake, not the fabric,

This week we have an exclusive interview with RFN's host.

Day 11: It's cold, I'm still stuck on this mountain, and a stupid plant person keeps asking me to find his friend.

Are we releasing a Wind Waker episode, right as Tears of the Kingdom comes out? No, we RECORDED it as it came out. We're releasing after.

Only in an isekai.

"This new Mario Kart DLC is getting spicy!" - James

This is the non-AI Jon Lindemann, by the way.

For the purposes of this question, any orifice is acceptable.

...but what if its just symbols to him now?

World is flooded. E3 is dead. Boats: Floating.

Stop saying "hardware."

The shocking part is our listeners didn't write it.

The line will stretch to the horizon.

Jon's back; can you tell?

Please stop auto-generating my show; you're making me obsolete. It's my job to make me obsolete.

In a land bereft of fun, one man will seek it out in the blistering nothingness.

It's no worse a pun than "find your roll."

DID YOU KNOW I LIKE TO DRINK TEA? I LOVE TEA. WHEN ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO TO SLEEP, BY THE WAY, NO REASON.

It is an important podcast.

We're reduced to wordplay.

He's back twenty minutes, and we're already reeling.

SUPER JACKPOT, BAY-BEE!

He never stood a chance.

We're going deep on Xenoblade Chronicles 3, FOR CHRISTMAS.