I'm not suggesting you kill them...
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/rfn/51810/episode-641-controversial-goose-takes
Every week I put a ton of work into this article, filling it with information and in-jokes. Do you even notice? Do you even care?
I care. I'll start a joke, not find a punchline of satisfactory quality, and then rewrite the entire paragraph. I do this for you. Not this week. This week aborted jokes remain where they were first written. You will see the creative process laid bare.
I'm also running outrageously late, so here's a quick rundown with a dose of guilt. For you.
James starts the show with a look at Untitled Goose Game, and offers advice on dealing with nature's greatest mistake. Jon tries to defend the honor of ducks with a bad attitude before talking about why he prefers to travel with a 3DS. Guillaume is exploring the Metroidvania Chasm. Random stages and backtracking, two bad tastes...etc. Greg closes out New Business with Astral Chain and a small taste of The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening.
After the break we take a quick hit of email: our favorite gaming memories, and the unfrozen caveman gamer. You can have us thaw your gaming knowledge...emails.
