oHOHOHO!!!
Can you keep a secret? Because I can't!
It seems a couple of the newer residents have caught the attention of Jamie, a long time member of our community. Despite the trials our humble village has faced over the past few years, Jamie has stuck it out here always believed we would see better days. It looks like that belief may now be paying off as I've just been asked by not one but two people if I could send a letter of love to Jamie on their behalf. I guess they are a little bit shy. I'm on my way to deliver them now but I'm just too excited and have to tell someone.
Here, this is what.... I'll call Bachelor #1 wrote:
Dearest J - Do you ever wonder if there is something more to this world than Shady Village? Let's ditch this town and go find out together. - Your Secret Admirer
and this is what Bachelor #2 wrote:
Hello Jamie,
I hope this letter finds you well, and grabs your interest. I might include a little more sauce in this one, but we all know that Mayor Khushrenada is a voyeur pervert and I won't give him his jollies.
This isn't about him. It's about the future. Our future. My aspiring farm nascent farm is anything but an aspiration - it's Missio Dei. I know you have high standards, and you've got a lot of potential suitors. I also know that you're too fine a person to be swayed by something like a banana or lily or even a fish.
Family is very important to me. And I will always stand with my family. I want you to know that you will always be first if you join me. We have plans. Big plans.
And they don't start without you.
You see why I just couldn't keep this to myself? Well, I better hurry on and give these to Jamie. I'm very curious to find out if Jamie will accept, reject or take time to think on these letters of love.