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The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« on: May 19, 2007, 01:00:56 PM »
Okay, this will be a thread that is almost the exact opposite of the other one.  In this thread, Bill is to post any random screen shot he wants, then we get to come up with our own captions for it.  Hopefully, this one won't take too much of Bill away from the other once (since he just gets to post any random pic, instead of finding one - and he only has to post one, instead of twenty or so at a time).

This is, of course, if Bill agrees to entertain us...
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2007, 03:59:35 PM »
This is just like pointlesswasteoftime.com's Craption contest. Only, this isn't really a contest. So, OK.
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2007, 04:27:23 PM »
Aw, I guess that means I have to find ones without words... =3

Okay, we'll start with this...

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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2007, 04:33:37 PM »
"Damn, I thought this chick was the robot."
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2007, 05:19:20 PM »
The robot the legs of whom we are looking between wishes to join in with lovers making love on the floor.  The female is uncertain about the notion of having a threesome.  Meanwhile, the male is angered by the robot's interruption, and is also apprehensive that the female will leave him in favor of the robot.

Little do either of them know, the robot was actually purchased by the female's overprotective father to keep boys out of her pants, and plans to castrate the male while he's distracted preparing for the threesome the robot just suggested.
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RE:The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2007, 05:26:53 PM »
"I dunno... Are you sure the Roomba isn't watching?"
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2007, 07:25:52 PM »
am i blind or does that picture kinda look like an nes
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RE:The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2007, 07:30:21 PM »
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am i blind or does that picture kinda look like an nes


I see the similarities.

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RE:The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2007, 08:08:27 PM »
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2007, 03:13:54 AM »
Ooohh... better caption.

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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2007, 03:32:07 AM »
I love all the robot replies, considering she's not a robot... ='D
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RE:The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2007, 04:00:40 AM »
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Aw, I guess that means I have to find ones without words... =3

Okay, we'll start with this...



It seems my 3 O'Clock is a little early.

or

Yes, I have her Dark Master.

Which ep is that?  
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2007, 04:20:18 AM »
One of the DVD bonus episodes for the first season, I think...(Episode 25 or 26)
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2007, 05:37:11 AM »
CHI?
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2007, 03:40:04 PM »
Next!

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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2007, 03:47:28 PM »
"Stop Studying in the Middle of the Road"
or
"Cat: Meow Meow Meow...
Boy: Sweet, now I can buy that more Salmon Flavor!"
 
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2007, 05:13:26 PM »
Girl: I can see his crack!  

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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2007, 06:49:14 PM »
While the boy was happy to find money in the street, the girl was shocked to find him flying away with nothing under his chaps.
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2007, 06:59:36 PM »
This might be in too bad taste, so I'm going to spoiler it out.  If you're easily offended, don't read this.  If you're a mod, read this and if it's too bad, pls delete.

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RE:The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2007, 04:55:24 AM »
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This might be in too bad taste, so I'm going to spoiler it out.  If you're easily offended, don't read this.  If you're a mod, read this and if it's too bad, pls delete.

"Stupid Little Girl.  Usually I have to pay them for pussy."

I was gonna say something along those same lines, but I'll let you have this one.

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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2007, 08:26:48 AM »
Surprisingly, it was much cleaner than what I was originally going to post...
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2007, 10:00:58 AM »
The girl, thinking that she is hot stuff with her coin-throwing ability, throws the coin high into the air after tempting the boy with it.  The boy says, "HOELY SHITE ONE HUNDRED YEN!" and launches himself into the air.  The girl is flabbergasted with the boy's flight as he catches the coin in mid air, content with his acquisition.

Meanwhile, the cat sits upon the boy's head, thinking to itself, "Boy oh boy, am I ever stupid, because my brain is pretty small, because I'm a cat.  Like, this one time, I was sleeping in the middle of the road and got hit by a bus.  I was like, 'Man, was that a stupid place to sleep or what?'  Then I got bored, so I stopped being dead and now I'm sitting on this guy's head for no apparent reason because I'm stupid, because I'm a cat.  Meow."
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RE:The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2007, 10:03:21 AM »
Girl: WTF HAX!!1!
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2007, 01:55:24 PM »
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RE: The other Bill Screen Cap thread...
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2007, 02:02:39 PM »
I don't like toothpicks.
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