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Worst sentence in worst Wii "first look" ever.
« on: November 15, 2006, 07:23:12 AM »
(Okay, it's the first part of a sentence. Bear with me.)

Drumroll please...

"The Wii's graphics seem to be equal to, if not a shade better than, the PS2's..."

My head just blew up. It's amazing I'm still able to type...without a head! (And if you'd substituted "Wii" with "Gamecube" in the sentence, then my head still would have blown up, but after dozens of times of hearing that, perhaps I got numb?)

Thanks, Washington Post, with your millions of readers who will not know any better!  I'll be sure to send you the bill.

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RE: Worst sentence in worst Wii "first look" ever.
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2006, 08:04:42 AM »
You know why this is?  Because Washington Post writers and their audience don't care about graphics enough to tell the difference between PS2 and Wii.  Lots of people won't be able to tell the difference - only nerds will notice. (edit: I include myself in that group).
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RE:Worst sentence in worst Wii "first look" ever.
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2006, 02:11:53 PM »
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Originally posted by: couchmonkey
You know why this is?  Because Washington Post writers and their audience don't care about graphics enough to tell the difference between PS2 and Wii.  Lots of people won't be able to tell the difference - only nerds will notice. (edit: I include myself in that group).


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RE: Worst sentence in worst Wii "first look" ever.
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2006, 02:20:18 PM »
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The Wii's graphics seem to be equal to, if not a shade better than, the PS2's--but they can't equal those of the PS3 or the Xbox 360...


I'm sorry but that certainly makes it sound like they care about graphics, as long as it's not a Nintendo made machine that is.

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RE: Worst sentence in worst Wii "first look" ever.
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2006, 02:29:08 PM »
edit: How does he know NBA 07 runs at 60 frames per second and still say something like that  
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RE: Worst sentence in worst Wii "first look" ever.
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2006, 02:36:48 PM »
Dude, anybody with EYES can tell the difference between the PS2 and the Wii. Hell, anybody with eyes can tell the difference between the PS2 and the GAMECUBE, and the Wii is around twice as powerful as it.
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RE: Worst sentence in worst Wii "first look" ever.
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2006, 03:51:02 PM »
I have seen more beautiful PS2 games than I have GameCube - sure it's the more powerful hardware, but only slightly.  
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RE:Worst sentence in worst Wii "first look" ever.
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2006, 04:00:19 PM »
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I have seen more beautiful PS2 games than I have GameCube - sure it's the more powerful hardware, but only slightly.


I'm not sure what this sentence means. Where's the cut-off for beautiful? Are we saying that the top 50% of PS2 games graphic-wise are better on average than the top 50% of GC games? Or are we comparing the top 10%? Or are we even talking about ratios? If you have a low enough standard for "beautiful," the PS2 will win by default because it has more games, period. What's the deal, here?

In any case, a console's power is judged by the best it can produce. And, I'm sorry, PS2 has nothing on RE4.  
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RE: Worst sentence in worst Wii "first look" ever.
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2006, 04:29:54 PM »
I think that sentence is just wrong.  I saw it on PC World first.
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RE:Worst sentence in worst Wii "first look" ever.
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2006, 05:02:32 AM »
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The Wii's graphics seem to be equal to, if not a shade better than, the PS2's--but they can't equal those of the PS3 or the Xbox 360...


I'm sorry but that certainly makes it sound like they care about graphics, as long as it's not a Nintendo made machine that is.


But it's also a true statement.  I admit, if this guy's talking about framerates and stuff, maybe he should be more aware of Wii's increased power over PS2.  That said, at the end of the day, "anybody with eyes" can tell that Wii is closer to PS2 than it is to Xbox 360 or PS3.  The sooner people get over that, the sooner we can stop freaking out every time someone states the obvious - Wii is not extremely powerful.
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